So however terribly sad it was, and however awful it was for the animal’s handlers, there’s still something inherently dark, funny and British about…


So however terribly sad it was, and however awful it was for the animal’s handlers, there’s still something inherently dark, funny and British about what is surely the greatest line of news written all week.
“The zoo said an aardvark was ‘currently unaccounted for'”.

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Manda Rigby

December 28, 2017

In other unrelated news, the tiger is looking bloated….

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Marc Monitör

December 28, 2017

“We’re going to put in a lot of aardvark in trying to find it” Get it? Aardvark? ‘Ard work? Is this thing on Tough crowd

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    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    How long did you do stand up for?

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    Marc Monitör

    December 23, 2017

    Until they booed me off. You can’t get rotten tomato stains out of clothes easily

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    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Top tip: Wear red.

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Roy Delaney

December 28, 2017

How long did you do stand up for?

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Marc Monitör

December 29, 2017

Until they booed me off. You can’t get rotten tomato stains out of clothes easily

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Roy Delaney

December 29, 2017

Top tip: Wear red.

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Johnny Tafman Allen

December 28, 2017

Is there only one animal? What a Shih Tzu

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    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Man, they’re on a roll!

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Roy Delaney

December 28, 2017

Man, they’re on a roll!

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Martin Vincent

December 29, 2017

Maybe the aardvark has done a runner after starting the fire

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Daniel Greensmith

December 29, 2017

They need to look at the first page of a dictionary. Problem solved.

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    James Alexander Dart

    December 23, 2017

    Good book the dictionary – the ardvark always ends up at the zoo!

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Daniel Greensmith

December 29, 2017

Maybe he tried to tackle the blaze all by himself. It’s an extremely hard thing to do, and it involves a lot of work. Thus disproving everyone’s father.

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    Johnny Tafman Allen

    December 23, 2017

    Aard Work?

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    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Yeah, we did that one earlier…

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    Daniel Greensmith

    December 23, 2017

    I’m doing it anyway.

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    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Good!


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Back to 1996

Back to 1996

November 30, -0001

Back to 1996. These kids on the telly today don’t know they’re born. (Heck, I was never that thin! Must be the lighting!) Comments comments

So however terribly sad it was, and however awful it was for the animal’s handlers, there’s still something inherently dark, funny and British about…


So however terribly sad it was, and however awful it was for the animal’s handlers, there’s still something inherently dark, funny and British about what is surely the greatest line of news written all week.
“The zoo said an aardvark was ‘currently unaccounted for'”.

Comments

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Manda Rigby

December 25, 2017

In other unrelated news, the tiger is looking bloated….

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Marc Monitör

December 25, 2017

“We’re going to put in a lot of aardvark in trying to find it” Get it? Aardvark? ‘Ard work? Is this thing on Tough crowd

    64x64

    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    How long did you do stand up for?

    64x64

    Marc Monitör

    December 23, 2017

    Until they booed me off. You can’t get rotten tomato stains out of clothes easily

    64x64

    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Top tip: Wear red.

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Roy Delaney

December 25, 2017

How long did you do stand up for?

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Marc Monitör

December 26, 2017

Until they booed me off. You can’t get rotten tomato stains out of clothes easily

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Roy Delaney

December 26, 2017

Top tip: Wear red.

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Johnny Tafman Allen

December 25, 2017

Is there only one animal? What a Shih Tzu

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    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Man, they’re on a roll!

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Roy Delaney

December 25, 2017

Man, they’re on a roll!

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Martin Vincent

December 26, 2017

Maybe the aardvark has done a runner after starting the fire

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Daniel Greensmith

December 26, 2017

They need to look at the first page of a dictionary. Problem solved.

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    James Alexander Dart

    December 23, 2017

    Good book the dictionary – the ardvark always ends up at the zoo!

64x64

Daniel Greensmith

December 26, 2017

Maybe he tried to tackle the blaze all by himself. It’s an extremely hard thing to do, and it involves a lot of work. Thus disproving everyone’s father.

    64x64

    Johnny Tafman Allen

    December 23, 2017

    Aard Work?

    64x64

    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Yeah, we did that one earlier…

    64x64

    Daniel Greensmith

    December 23, 2017

    I’m doing it anyway.

    64x64

    Roy Delaney

    December 23, 2017

    Good!


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June 12, 2019

As beach vacation destinations go, Vietnam perhaps isn’t the obvious choice. However, the country’s beaches are beautiful enough to rival those of the more famous Thailand resorts, and there are plenty that haven’t yet been spoiled by high-rise resorts and…  Đọc tiếp

(EN/ FR) Still I remember some of the strong and beautiful women I met in Donetsk during my 18 months working and living in that rebellious city

(EN/ FR) Still I remember some of the strong and beautiful women I met in Donetsk during my 18 months working and living in that rebellious city

November 30, -0001

(EN/ FR) Still I remember some of the strong and beautiful women I met in Donetsk during my 18 months working and living in that rebellious city. I used to go for lunch to a simple “stalovaya” (canteen) where was…  Đọc tiếp

Great chat last night catching up with friends at our 50th HS reunion  reception after the school football game

Great chat last night catching up with friends at our 50th HS reunion reception after the school football game

November 30, -0001

Great chat last night catching up with friends at our 50th HS reunion reception after the school football game. Reunion dinner tonight. Downside is have to hurry home Monday to prep for the Hurricane. Comments comments

Bristol music people

Bristol music people

November 30, -0001

Bristol music people. This whole St Philips Gate mystery-venue-that-has-to-keep-moving-its-gigs-to-other-venues thing has been troubling me. So I did what all good troubled people should do and went out and paced every yard of the St Philips and Feeder Road area to…  Đọc tiếp

Back to 1996

Back to 1996

November 30, -0001

Back to 1996. These kids on the telly today don’t know they’re born. (Heck, I was never that thin! Must be the lighting!) Comments comments