The woman in front of me in the queue at Lidl just now had an incredible basket of stuff:


The woman in front of me in the queue at Lidl just now had an incredible basket of stuff:
10 halloumi
3 full pineapples
2 packs of lard
15 lemons
2 jars of honey
6 pan au chocolat
What in the name of heck is she making?

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Manda Rigby

December 19, 2017

Wow, I didn’t know anyone else had my recipe for halloumi bake with a pineapple salsa on a bed of pain au chocolat. It takes so long to make, there’s time for a lard facemask…

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Chris Redman

December 19, 2017

Something awesome, that’s what. Although I wouldn’t go near her toilet after that detritus has made its way out.

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Luke Fisher

December 19, 2017

Reminds me – I’ve often wanted to see just how much attention check-out workers pay to what they’re scanning, by buying 5x packs of prunes, some figs, dried apricots, a few of the “Natural detox” smoothies, and a 12-pack of toilet roll 😀

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    Phil Colclough

    December 14, 2017

    As an ex checkout operator. Quite a lot

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    Nikke Allen

    December 14, 2017

    As an ex- Tesco till girl, I can assure you we take plenty of notice of what you buy! 😉

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    Luke Fisher

    December 14, 2017

    “Chocolate & condoms, oh you dirty bastard”

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    Roy Delaney

    December 14, 2017

    Ham & condoms – whole different story.

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    Luke Fisher

    December 14, 2017

    What you and Mrs Roy do in the privacy of your own home…

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Phil Colclough

December 21, 2017

As an ex checkout operator. Quite a lot

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Nikke Allen

December 21, 2017

As an ex- Tesco till girl, I can assure you we take plenty of notice of what you buy! 😉

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Luke Fisher

December 21, 2017

“Chocolate & condoms, oh you dirty bastard”

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Roy Delaney

December 21, 2017

Ham & condoms – whole different story.

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Luke Fisher

December 21, 2017

What you and Mrs Roy do in the privacy of your own home…

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Merv Hembrough

December 19, 2017

I’m gunna guess something pretty great

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Tomas Tulpe

December 19, 2017

She is going to eat.

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    Roy Delaney

    December 14, 2017

    Oh boy, is she going to eat!

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Roy Delaney

December 20, 2017

Oh boy, is she going to eat!

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Mike Brands

December 20, 2017

I’m sure I saw all of those things on the table at a recent bondage club I went to…

I’ll never look at pineapple the same way again…

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    Roy Delaney

    December 14, 2017

    Hopefully not sideways…

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    David Mann

    December 14, 2017

    Eet is true – ze sight of a stick of vet celery ‘as a similiar effect .. 😉

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Roy Delaney

December 20, 2017

Hopefully not sideways…

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David Mann

December 21, 2017

Eet is true – ze sight of a stick of vet celery ‘as a similiar effect .. 😉

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Ian DC

December 20, 2017

I once bought a basket of stuff that only began with the letter ‘B’. Pure coincidence. I’m not fucking mental.

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    Roy Delaney

    December 14, 2017

    No, not one bit.

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Roy Delaney

December 20, 2017

No, not one bit.

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Victoria Johnson

December 21, 2017

Fiiiiiiiiive Gooooold Riiiiiings!

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Ellmer Thudd

December 21, 2017

Your dinner..

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Tony Wheeler

December 21, 2017

Does the punchline go
“Death by mau mau” ?

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Robyn Hoode

December 21, 2017

I’m going to say- halloumi and pineapple on sticks, freshly deep fried chips, everyone has the lurg and is getting the ol’ honey and lemon and the croissants are for her because dammit, she deserves a treat.


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