There can surely be few more perfect examples of a song written in English by someone who doesn’t speak Englsh than this


There can surely be few more perfect examples of a song written in English by someone who doesn’t speak Englsh than this. What does any of it actually mean?

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Delphine Regent

June 8, 2018

quoi quoi quoi? ?

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Paul Toseland

June 8, 2018

Words fail me trying to describe just how bad those lyrics are

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Ewan Spence

June 8, 2018

Fire/Desire? Meet Firewall/Cannonball

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Jim McCauley

June 9, 2018

Let’s train a neural network on all the Eurovision lyrics and get it to generate a guaranteed winner that makes absolutely no sense.

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Ewan Spence

June 9, 2018

Tagging Eleanor, did you not prototype this last year?

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Eleanor Chalkley

June 9, 2018

Yes, I’ve got a Markov chain lyrics generator. Let me fire it up.

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Gary Speirs

June 9, 2018

I particularly like ‘Luna moon me up’ … dire!

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David Elder

June 9, 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present for your delectation and delight the “lyrics” to my all time fave Modern Talking (German 80’s group) song, Jet Airliner… I suspect X My Heart may be a classic in comparison… Love can breed misunderstandingBut …Xem thêm

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Roy Delaney

June 8, 2018

Man, that’s like art.

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David Elder

June 8, 2018

It genuinely is my fave song of thiers, but if anyone could tell me what it actually means I’d be ever so greatful… I’ve been in the dark for over 30 years

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Geoff Harris

June 9, 2018

have you only just realised Euro Song Contest lyrics are even more gnomic and allusive than Dylan? Look for higher meanings, man. Its like James Joyce, innit

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Roy Delaney

June 9, 2018

I’m way beyond the astral plane with this mob already!

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Geoff Harris

June 9, 2018

I look forward to more unhinged Euro madness

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Robyn Gallagher

June 9, 2018

Last year, “Skeletons” was full of weird lyrics, but Dihaj was weird, her staging was weird so when she sang “fuss and fight won’t get you tons, bad boy”, it just felt like a natural part of her manhorse universe. But Aisel is playing it so straight musically that the bizarre lyrics just stand out even more. Where’s a manhorse when you need one?

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Geoff Harris

June 9, 2018

I heard there is one in Frome or possibly Radstock

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Roy Delaney

June 10, 2018

I’d say Welton, more likely.

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Oliver Rau

June 10, 2018

Actually, the “tear down the firewalls” part makes me slightly suspicious. I don’t think she speaks about her own firewall, but ours. Is this a new Russian-Azeri alliance, trying to sneak into our networks and spying on us? Does the sound file of Aisel’s song contain a virus? And is all that other lyrical nonsense just there to build a smokescreen? So we don’t take her thread serious?

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Chris Higgins

June 10, 2018

Bear in mind that Easel, or whatever her name is, is a jazz musician. The words here have clearly been put together in the same loose way that jazz notes are.

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Martin Palmer

June 10, 2018

Which word would you use? 😉 https://youtu.be/NdWJpHt1Xws

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Monty Moncrieff

June 10, 2018

Given she’s speaking about the moon, do you think she means “I’m your lune” rather than “I’m your loon”? Actually, given the rest if it…


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